So I wasn’t going to tell this to anyone but decided that in the long run it’s pretty funny and I’m glad I did it. Those of you that hung out with me on Halloween know that I dressed up as a sexy house maid. When I say sexy, I mean disgustingly unattractive unless you like slightly overweight women with man beards. Finding a maid outfit wasn’t easy (one that fit me) so I had to shop at a plus size lingerie store which was pretty funny. I bought my costume a month in advance so it wasn’t easy convincing them that it was for Halloween, but who cares. I had to try on some nasty plus size garter belts and I have to say, they felt pretty sexy on me! haha, actually it was really uncomfortable and I appreciate even more what girls go through to impress their man. The garter belt kept pinching me, but then again most women won’t have as much hair as I did when I tried it on so I ended up having to shave my upper thigh. Disgusting, I know. I look like i’m wearing skin colored shorts because there’s hair covering my legs and lower back and then right around in “that area” it’s all hairless, pretty funny!
I’ll get some pictures posted on my facebook as soon as I get around to it, I can’t find the stupid cable. I even have one of me wearing just the garter belt for those of you who want to see my sexy bod! lol